Big Brother’s Snake "When I was very little, my big brother had a pet snake. He named it Kitty, which was pretty funny because it sounds like a...
Understatement of the year Upon looking in our backyard, recently covered with five inches of snow:
"Looks like I can't go swimming today."
I meant to put that pool away last...
Mama didn’t tell me there’d be days like this "You're the stupidest person in the world!"
Me, trying to be calm, "You know, that's the second time you've called me that today."
"NO IT ISN'T!"
A glimmer...
Carter:
The enemy of my enemy is. . . . (thoughtful pause)