Sometimes my brain doesn’t quite work. Observe, as I confuse my sister’s ex, my deceased Uncle and my handsome step-brother:
Me: my sister and her boyfriend broke up
Kind Friend: Oh no, is that the one Carter called uncle?
Me: No- no, he’s dead.
Kind Friend: Oh, no. I’m so sorry. The one in law school?
Me: eh. [...]
Conversations with Mama
To the Batcave! and Secret Identities
Carter is very into superhero play.
Archie is really into identifying family members by name.
So this afternoon, I was the evil bad guy, Carter was Batman, and Archie was supposed to be my assistant.
I outlined my evil plan:
“I have an evil plan to finish Batman once and for all! I will use my secret legray [...]