Or so insists a friend of our family, and she means it in a very complimentary way. It’s how she attempted to sell her friend on partaking in the nose candy of the 5-year-old crowd. (not that nose candy, dufus!)
Anyway, Fast Food Nation and beef flavored french fries aside, McD’s has another storm a’brewin. The [...]
Boogers taste like McDonalds
Diagnostics for Poets
We’ve had any number of viral invaders this week. Carter captures them most eloquently. Earlier this week it was snot:
At pick-up after school
Carter: Mommy! I have a worm in my throat!
Me: It feels like there’s a worm in your throat?
Carter: No, there is a worm in my throat. I think it’s a parasite!
Me: Could it [...]