Mom is visiting tonight, and Archie is sporting a new press-on tattoo.
Nanna: Do you have a tattoo on your arm?
Archie: Yes.
Nanna: Will it stay there forever?
Archie: No. (Turning to me and pointing to my ankle) That one will though. That will stay forever. (thinking for a moment) I want one that stays forever.
Me: (Panicked, [...]