While it’s a relief from the commercials of cartoons (aquadots that turn to GHB, for example) the science shows Carter enjoys have perils of their own. Apparently, people who watch daytime documentaries are target audiences for herbal enhancements. Carter saw one of those ads today and had this to say:

Carter: A pill to be larger? Why on earth would anyone pay for a pill just to make a man larger?

At least this time, Carter isn’t asking me to order it.