He put the living serum in a big box with holes punched in it and poured it on some of his experiements. THey came alive and he gave them different names, like Zraggle, which means “the noble one” in Baron Freeze’s native language, because it looked very much like a penguin wearing a tuxedo, which of course looked very dapper because a penguin normally looks like it’s wearing a tuxedo.
Then he came down closer and saw that they were all space elephants- it wasn’t really a planet so much as a ball of space elephants.
While Baron Freeze and all the other villains were dancing on their disco floor, most of their evil pets and robots started dancing, too. And then their evil pets and robots started throwing them up in the air and slamming them down on the ground and all sorts of crazy pet moves.
They got bored waiting, so they all took wooden planks from their space yachts and built a disco floor and a disco ball while they waited.
A Google programmer and a pain-relief drug company learned the hard way how quick things change in the land of Twitter.
He flew into a small place near Roswell, New Mexico- a small place called Area 51 by many. He blasted through the roof of a secret underground base and everyone started running in circles yelling, “Alien, Alien!!! We have too many already!! Alien!!”
“Do not be alarmed. I am Barron Freeze of Solariun. I come in peace. . . ish.”
Because Barron Freeze had eaten some of the white hole formula, he wasn’t affected by anything the black hole serum did. He pulled all the clocks out and time restarted. He doused the clocks in white hole serum and put them back up on the walls, and then he pulled Barron Sol out of the white hole serum and put him back in his bed.