From the list of things I never thought would leave my pro gun-control, pacifist, peace-loving mouth, Bad Mommy was recently overheard saying:
“Oh My Gosh I shot my son!!!” (with a suction-cup dart gun with a seriously hair-like trigger and no safety).
“Archie, cut it out or you’ll break your gun.”
“Guys, not inside!! Guns are outside toys.”