Screaming. (mostly, from Carter, although Archie’s got some lungs on him)
Hitting. (Carter)
Kicking. (Carter)
Some sort of strange method of using backpacks as weapons, all in the back seat. (both)
More, much more screaming (Carter)
During which Mommy (strapped into the front of the car already) tries: Guys? OKAY GUYS Let’s take a minute to calm down. Hello? Can you hear me? Guys? Everyone take a few deep breaths.
Ending with a punch in the face from one kid to the other, and I’m certain some quite painful pinching from the recipient of the punch, and more screaming from both.
Punctuated with Carter’s lament, “Jeesh, can’t we ever have any QUIET around here?”
Bad Mommy has to sign off to go scrape her brains off the ceiling from when her head exploded.