Watching another conspiracy show on the History channel and again, we didn’t fast forward through the ads. Archie was particularly entranced by one about Lunesta, a sleep aid.
Archie: Mom! Mom! You should be watching this!
Me: Why?
Archie: It’s about having a good day because you finally got some sleep. You can finally have a good day!
This optimistic declaration was from the most frequent interrupter of my sleep.
Good night.