After meddling around for a while with his new and improved creatures, Baron Freeze went off to his new special office and laboratory. He dressed up differently and on the door of his laboratory and office it said, “Professor Freeze, inventions made to order.”
Inside, Professor Freeze was working on something new. He put the ultimate living formula into what was left of the universe-destroying formula. It immediately shot up into an oozing column. The slimy molten thing slithered out and small arms shot out from its shoulders, melted and grew to a great size until they were big huge molten, muscular, universe-destroying arms.
It froze into universe-destroying rock and clomped across the floor then blasted out the window, sending Baron Freeze blasting across the floor. Baron Freeze quickly put on his rocket boots and followed the creature as fast as he could. He whistled for his ultra creature and it came. His ultra creature is the thing that helped him gather the ingredients for his universe-destroying formula. He added the rocket boots to its power and they blasted along at very fast speeds.
It took them a long time to catch up with the universe-destroying creature, and it had already touched a few dimensions so now there were a few dimensions less in the universe. He was speeding outward as fast as he could after the universe-destroying creature, which was speeding outward towards the edge of the universe. By pure luck, it went through the open zipper hole made by Baron Small earlier. Baron Stupid came out of the hole and told them he had just ordered a pizza, and here it was. He was holding a deflated rubber ball with a pin stuck through it.
He asked them to try a bite of his snozzy pizza with frigs, green peppers, onions, purple peppers and space pepperoni. The Black Hole parts of the ultra-beast sucked it up and Barron Stupid said, “Hey! I paid negative two dollars for that!!”
“Sorry, we’ll pay you back,” said Baron Freeze as he blasted through the zipper hole after the universe-destroying beast. They blasted in between universes, passing through some universes, and therefore destroying them, but before they were destroyed, Baron Freeze could catch quick gulps of air so he wouldn’t die out there between the edges of the universes. Then it happened.
The ultra beast hit the edge of the universe and Baron Freeze fell off. The ultra beast quickly sped after him and shed some diamonds to create a special space helmet with infinite air supply to it for Baron Freeze. Baron Freeze kept falling and falling until he finally fell on top of a large black universe. It was completely shapeless, like our universe. He thought this must be the legendary universe X and used his special diamond spike on the top of his space helmet to tear his way in.
He fell into a giant pile of green macaroni. After sloshing out of the pool of macaroni he jumped as fast as he could across the spongy ground. He saw a whole bunch of buildings ahead of him, but when he tried to open the door of one he turned upside down and it flung him across the ground. The ground suddenly got hard and Baron Freeze was lucky enough to land in a giant pile of spongy fungus.
He got off and bounced across the now spongy again ground. He leaped up into the air and into one of the buildings without touching it so he wouldn’t make it turn upside down. INside he saw a great hall with no doors. He ran as fast as he could to the end of the hall and then walked through the ceiling.
“This place is weird,” Baron Freeze said to himself, “but I have to keep going.” Then suddenly there was a reality quake, which happens in a few dimensions.
In reality quakes, instead of the ground shifting, reality itself shifts, where there are no tectonic plates on this planet, they had to have some other kind of quake. Baron Freeze shrank as he sped through the floor, then through the wall, then through the ceiling again and remembered from his reading that sometimes victims of reality quakes suffer permanent damage, which means they suffer permanently being something they weren’t born as.
After scuttling across the floor for five feet, or what could have been five miles, who knows because the castle was growing and shrinking with him, he realized that the most frequent victims of reality quakes are the ones that turn into bugs. He was very relieved when he suddenly turned into a 100-armed octopus thing. His ultra beast finally found him, but its wings had shrunk so it could barely hold itself up and it was made of green kriptonite and had superman’s head, which was really confusing, because then wouldn’t it get really weak?
It started going backward and forward at the same time, which doesn’t make any sense of course, but that’s what happened. Baron Freeze turned back into a humanoid creature but he looked more like a Martian with four arms than Baron Freeze. Then the reality quake stopped, but Baron Freeze remained the same, including his four arms and his ultra beast had turned into a giant spring made out of diamonds and green goo stuff with the ultra beast’s normal head, except upside-down floating in the middle.
They left the castle and Baron Freeze, or should we call him four armed Martian? I don’t know. AFter examining the castle quite a bit, Baron Four-Armed Martian came up with a solution. The castle give off radiations on the inside that cause the victims of reality quakes inside to remain permanently damaged.
Then a giant, with three arms and twenty-two legs that was hopping on his head, and had suction cups on his nose, accidentally kicked Baron Freeeze and the Ultra Beast with his eyebrows and they went flying back out the tear Baron Freeze had made. Baron Freeze was luckily still wearing his diamond space helmet, so he was safe until he got back to his own universe.
He saw the universe-destroying creature and sprayed it with a squirt gun full of death-giving formula. Luckily, none of the formula accidentally got on the ultra beast even if Baron Freeze, or Baron Four-Armed Martian didn’t really know for sure if it would still affect the ultra beast.
Baron Freeze called the Time Traveler on the phone and told him in his best Baron Freeze voice that he needed an antidote to turn the ultra beast back into an ultra beast, because it had accidentally escaped into dimension X during a reality quake and the effects had been permanent.
The Time Traveler said he’d think about it and asked Professor Frankinsteen to try and make an antidote. It was almost night, so the Time Traveler went to bed and Professor Frankinsteen put his robot on “specially working mode” and attached the special lunar panels he had made for working at night. Little did he know, the robot had been programmed by Baron Freeze himself, when Baron Freeze was actually Baron Freeze, not Baron Four-Armed Martian to always come up with the right antidote, so Baron Freeze was sure he’d be Baron Freeze and not Baron Four-Armed Martian by tomorrow.