Baron Freeze couldn’t believe it.
He felt like he was five years old. He had been asked by his son to come and watch over his grandson. He was going to spend the holiday going on with his devious scheme, little did he know, this wasn’t a coincidence. His son had been called by Professor Frankinsteen and what Professor Frankinsteen said is following:
“I need you to ask your father to come over and babysit your son. There is an amazing show going on five parsecs away from the Brotherhood of Baron’s community building.”
That got Baron Freeze’s son out of the door. Baron Freeze, or Baron Blast, was forced to go over to babysit. Baron Freeze immediately said “what?” in an extremely surprised way after his son finished explaining where he was going. Baron Freeze reluctantly said he would babysit, but first explained to his son that he needed him to explain to his grandson that when Baron Freeze was visiting Dimension X he was trapped in a reality quake.
After Baron Freeze’s son was told to expect a four-armed Martian named Baron Blast he left, leaving Baron Freeze’s grandson alone for five minutes. “Nothing can happen in just five minutes,” thought Baron Freeze’s son. He was very wrong.
Baron Freeze’s grandson was fourteen years old and an absolute technicological wiz. His name was Kryptl, which means techno in Baron Freeze’s native language. Kryptl had been working on something in his bedroom when he heard about Baron Freeze’s ordeal in Dimension X. Knowing many amazing heroes, Kryptl wanted to become a cyber-hero when he grew up.
His best friend, Chorptex, had a relative that used to be an ultrahero. Trizox, Chorptex’s older brother had once been a cyber-hero in the jumble land of Tridox. Anyway, enough about that.
Because he was such a techno-wiz, Kryptl quickly put together a ray that should zap Baron Freeze back to normal and started working quickly on his project because he knew that if his father were here, he would make him stop working immediately when Baron Freeze came in to be polite.
Kryptl ran as fast as he could to his little airpod and flew across from his building of aerotropolis, the floating city of Solariun, over to his best friend’s house. He quickly bargained with Chorptex and got a few parts for his ray. He zoomed back as fast as he could because he had now wasted two and a half minutes, half of the time he had. He pushed his pet wifit back, a wifit is similar to a woffit, but is blue and it’s bigger and it bites.
The wiffit bit him and reluctantly wiggled its way back to its cage. Three minutes were now gone. He quickly slammed the parts onto his machine and drilled them in as fast as he could. He opened the hatch and slammed in the battery and pulled back the spring trigger and let go and a beam of swirling white light engulfed his universal wii station system. Mario and Luigi had become so popular on earth that nintendo had adapted and gone into galactic promotions, sending wii systems all over the universe.
Mario and Luigi were not called Mario and Luigi anymore, and did not look like Mario and Luigi anymore but you could still see a hint of Mario and Luigi in them. Cortillis and Flanejour were the new and improved futuristic Mario and Luigi. They both wore fly packs and had the new and improved robo gauntlets on them that had been invented five years earlier. They were both wearing capes, only Flanejour’s was smaller and green, not long and navy blue as in Cortillis. Cortillis had the same old Mario hat except it had a C on it instead of an M. He was wearing Mario overalls in reverse: red overalls with a blue shirt under them.
Flanejour was wearing the same costume except Luigi style- reverse Luigi costume. The new Jossore was Bowser reversed, and Princess Gorch was Princess Peach reversed- and so on and so on. In all sorts of different ways they were all dressed the opposite of their earlier counterparts and they were all wearing technogauntlets and capes. Only some of them were wearing rocket packs like Cortillis and Flanejour.
The swirling white light died down, and standing in front of his system were all of these characters, and Cortillis was rocketing around Jossore. There were thirty seconds left in the five minutes, but that was still plenty of time for Kryptl to get all but four people that were too large to get back in, back into his gaming system.
Jossore, King Shrostan, (the big Octopus guy), and Cortillis and Flanejour were out of the system, and a littler version of Jossore also managed to push his way out of the gaming system. This was Jossore Jr. , the future reincarnation of a Bowser Jr.. They were all quarrelling in a strange manner, King Shrostan kept engulfing Flanejour and then picking him up and throwing him at the wall, and Jossore Jr. kept pulling up a bandana up over his mouth, but everytime he would do so, it would fall back down. Jossore was making wild leaps at Cortillis, and missing every time. Every once in a while Jossore’s tail would light on fire and he would bellow and breathe fire out at Cortillis.
Kryptl used his gravity ray on all five of them, sending them flying out the window towards Gamer World which is where all failed experiments with live animals that were similar to the creatures in the Cortillis games all were sent to live their lives without anymore experiments. Kryptl managed to mutter, “that was a close one” and turned off his system with three seconds to lose as Baron Blast/Baron Freeze jogged briskly across the door platform that led to the front door of Kryptl’s house.
Kryptl groaned and ran up to his room to wait for Baron Freeze/Baron Blast to ask him to race on airpods. That is exactly what Baron Blast/Freeze did, except now he added a new airpod with two sets of handlebars.