Carter and Archie were reading the World Wildlife Fund catalogue this morning prompting several fun conversations as I was making breakfast.
Archie: (presenting the WWF catalogue) I changed my mind about Christmas.
Me: (Relieved to be off the hook for an “actual working jetpack”) You have? Tell me.
Archie: I want a bald eagle. (points to the catalogue) A real one.
The jet pack is looking like Santa’s easiest choice now.
Carter then appeared, suggesting that I might like a Meerkat and reminiscing about her favorite song from a few years back, I’m a gnu.
Carter: Maybe they have an Okapi in the catalogue.
Me: Perhaps.
Carter: Okapi. Those are in Danny Dunn, and in that song. (humming a little) Not a bison, not an Okapi, I’m a guh-nu.
Me: (singing along) I wish I could guhnash my teeth at you.
Carter: Ha! I used to think that song was saying “I’m a canoe.” Then I realized that canoes can’t talk. So then I thought it was gnu. Then I realized gnus don’t talk either, so I went back to thinking it was a canoe.
I can’t wait until she starts listening to classic rock.